Having an Affair - So this is where you're at in life and you think this is what you really want to do? If that's the case, there's 3 very important rules to follow. keep your mouth shut keep your mouth shut keep your mouth shut It's very simple. As soon as you open your mouth it's only a matter of time and you're caught. It's not to say that a chance exposure in public, or a small slip of the tongue won't bust you, but believe it, when you fail to keep your mouth shut, you fail. Who Cheats? Infidelity isn't something people like to talk about -- much less confess. Does anyone really want to admit cheating on a spouse, especially to a pollster. But the following poll results might help put in perspective the frequency and number of adulterers. Infidelity statistics It's tough to get a handle ...